( hey gin maybe drink some water ... he's not your boss or anything but your liver might not be having a great time right now. he doesn't drink so he can only assume, but that's pretty much common sense, right? )
Who says you aren't cool? I mean I may not know anything about where you're from but I happen to think you're a pretty cool guy. And since you think so highly of me, that has to mean something, right?
( gogo you're abusing this. he doesn't mean it, of course, but that isn't the point. )
Hmmmm. How badly do you want to see~?
( he's teasing him now, because he's convinced he isn't going to remember this later, but if he does, he'll deal with it then. )
[ And with that, he sends Gojo a… “nude” but most of his body is cut off and the image quality is blurry, but Gojo can definitely see it’s an awkward aerial shot, mostly just his bare shoulder and chest in the picture. Anything below the waist is side angled out of the picture. ]
( he's beginning to wonder just how much further these texts are going to slip into the realm of unreadable, all those stray letters and whatnot, but gojo likes to think he knows the man well enough by now that he'll be able to parse out whatever he's trying to say regardless of however many typos there might end up being.
sure, the picture isn't anything special and the quality leaves almost everything to the imagination, but he's still in the mood for playing along ... so.
what he gets in return is a shot from the curve of his grin down to the point at which his waistband rests against the jut of sharp hipbones, bare from the waist up and maybe he has the thumb of his free hand hooked into the band of his pants and tugging them down just enough to show off the light dusting of white hair traveling down from his navel. )
I think you need to take some photography lessons. You can do better than that, can't you? I'm giving you a lot to work with, here.
[ oh looks like the curtains match the drapes just like him!!
But wait a second.. did he just respond back? He knows this guy has a playful personality, but god.. he’s so drunk. It’s so embarrassing. The room has been spinning for awhile now and he feels like he might just pass out soon.
Gintoki grumbles to himself, muttering something under his breath, then types out a response. ]
you’re not supposded to actually send soemthkng back, idiot
( maybe it's a good thing he won't remember any of this come morning, and he won't have to wonder if gojo is being serious or just stringing him along for the sake of some moderate entertainment.
DRINK SOME DAMN WATER, GINTOKI.)
Oh, is that not how this works? Maybe I'm more behind the times than I thought ... I thought any shared media was at least supposed to not be so blurry. But sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.
[ no, he refuses to take care of himself!! He is gonna worry about it when he inevitably passes out which should be… any minute now… after he blows a tsundere gasket. ]
SHUTTUP
THE REAL DEAL IS BETTER THA N ANYTHJNG YOUR BRAIN CAN IMANGINE
[ and yet, he doesn’t attempt to send another picture. ]
( sighs. fine. wake up dehydrated and with the kind of headache you wouldn't wish on your greatest enemy. possibly some nausea, too, since alcohol is absorbed into your system through your stomach. this is why you get such hellacious ass hangovers, sir.
he isn't expecting him to send anything else, anyway. )
Is it? I like to think I have a pretty decent imagination. Buuuut I won't know unless you decide to show me, so I'll just have to make do.
[ Gintoki is a freeloader at heart, really. He will take any kind of free food offered but something is especially intimate about having a personal cooked meal, and if he wasn’t drunk off his rocker he would probably be shy about having one of his many JUMP crushes cook for him.
But he’s drunk, so: ]
do you wants picture or are you trying to see me naked in the flesh?!!!
( it's okay, he can be shy when it actually happens. it'll be cute. very cute. )
I'm just offering to share a meal with you, that's all. What do you like? I'll try to incorporate as much as I can. Not everything I would think to make back in Tokyo is readily available here, so ... eh.
( waves hands around. he'll do the best he can, though! )
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
winterfish
3/3 i lied
Date: 2023-07-12 12:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-07-12 01:11 am (UTC)Who says you aren't cool?
I mean I may not know anything about where you're from but I happen to think you're a pretty cool guy.
And since you think so highly of me, that has to mean something, right?
( gogo you're abusing this. he doesn't mean it, of course, but that isn't the point. )
Hmmmm.
How badly do you want to see~?
( he's teasing him now, because he's convinced he isn't going to remember this later, but if he does, he'll deal with it then. )
1/2
Date: 2023-07-12 02:28 pm (UTC)okay IDIOTT i usually want people to beg for something like this butt like you said we are equalsssss
EVERYBODY should wnanann see ginchan’s hanvsome body hu h is that what you want a nude for a nude
Wwlelel here we fu*cckng go
no subject
Date: 2023-07-12 02:31 pm (UTC)how’s that
your turn jsckass
no subject
Date: 2023-07-13 08:02 pm (UTC)sure, the picture isn't anything special and the quality leaves almost everything to the imagination, but he's still in the mood for playing along ... so.
what he gets in return is a shot from the curve of his grin down to the point at which his waistband rests against the jut of sharp hipbones, bare from the waist up and maybe he has the thumb of his free hand hooked into the band of his pants and tugging them down just enough to show off the light dusting of white hair traveling down from his navel. )
I think you need to take some photography lessons.
You can do better than that, can't you?
I'm giving you a lot to work with, here.
no subject
Date: 2023-07-14 02:53 pm (UTC)But wait a second.. did he just respond back? He knows this guy has a playful personality, but god.. he’s so drunk. It’s so embarrassing. The room has been spinning for awhile now and he feels like he might just pass out soon.
Gintoki grumbles to himself, muttering something under his breath, then types out a response. ]
you’re not supposded to actually send soemthkng back, idiot
[ ??????? ]
no subject
Date: 2023-07-15 08:21 pm (UTC)DRINK SOME DAMN WATER, GINTOKI. )
Oh, is that not how this works?
Maybe I'm more behind the times than I thought ...
I thought any shared media was at least supposed to not be so blurry.
But sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.
( yeah, he's still having fun with this. )
no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 12:57 pm (UTC)SHUTTUP
THE REAL DEAL IS BETTER THA N ANYTHJNG YOUR BRAIN CAN IMANGINE
[ and yet, he doesn’t attempt to send another picture. ]
no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 01:43 pm (UTC)he isn't expecting him to send anything else, anyway. )
Is it?
I like to think I have a pretty decent imagination.
Buuuut I won't know unless you decide to show me, so I'll just have to make do.
no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 01:45 pm (UTC)[ ??????? ]
no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 02:04 pm (UTC)But he’s drunk, so: ]
do you wants picture or are you trying to see me naked in the flesh?!!!
cook for me asshole
no subject
Date: 2023-07-16 02:17 pm (UTC)I'm just offering to share a meal with you, that's all.
What do you like? I'll try to incorporate as much as I can.
Not everything I would think to make back in Tokyo is readily available here, so ... eh.
( waves hands around. he'll do the best he can, though! )
no subject
Date: 2023-07-17 05:11 pm (UTC)[ ok he absolutely passed out on his phone, then rolled off of it. It's a wrap. ]
no subject
Date: 2023-07-17 10:45 pm (UTC)Sweet dreams, Gin-san.
( here's hoping you don't wake up either stuck to your pillow with drool or feeling like you're going to vomit up your entire life. )