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it’s MINE

_{[ wow don’t get aggressive about this.. and now he’s typing and erasing, typing, erasing…

Gojo is left in this endless suspense until: ]}

n yeah it’s good

( what do you mean, he's still left in suspense because you're stringing him along like a fish on a line.

it's okay, he'll wait. )

Plan on sharing it with me anytime soon?
Or are we going to play twenty-or-more questions?

hahaha maybbbbe im mebarassed the thing is i act angry n stuf around you butt the reason why is

_{[ Oh, there’s more texting that is taking forever, and then.. ]}

thing is you’re really hot and i wanna **** you or maybe we can *********** together or i can suck on your **** or you can eat my *** bUT THERES S PROVLEM i ain’t nothing in comparison to ya it’s like makin someone like n*ruto **** y*mcha i don’t have cursed powers or something like that im a swordsman and can’t even b*nkai 77 volumes later i know people are just gonna forget me but not you because you’re so cooooollll

( he'll wait as long as he has to in order to see what this big, juicy secret is, and to his credit, he's reasonably surprised at the. well. detail gintoki goes into, even with all the censoring.

he needs a second to process this; yes, he's well aware even after a couple of messages that he can't be entirely sober and that's why he's suddenly contracted diarrhea of the mouth in text form, and maybe he's felt a level of attraction on his end before now ...

he's going to play along, sure, that much has been said already, but how is this going to come out on the other side once gintoki is sober? )

Well that's ... very descriptive.
Consider me extremely flattered.
But before I go any further than that, let me tell you something.
Comparing yourself to others is never going to do you any good.
There is always going to be someone better, at least from your perspective, whether it's true or not.
And it's always going to mess with your head no matter how strong you get.
You can't let that get in the way of something you want, especially if you want it badly enough.
It doesn't matter if you don't have cursed energy, it doesn't matter if you don't have any powers at all.
Case in point, I still don't have any of mine.
Maybe, in that case, you can consider us equals?
Does that help?

( well that sure was a lot. )

_{[ His eyes glaze over all of that text and his comprehension is pretty wrecked right now, but he can respond to some of this. ]}

hey heyyy don’t come at me with that crap i dont giva shit about bein strong i just wanna be COOL like all the other jump heroes you knowwww I can’t help it m*ppa went apeshit on your eyelashes and it’s hard to loko away fr on them SUNRISE NEVER GAVE ME EYELASHES LIKE THAT EVEN WHEN WE HAD THE BUDGET

there’s no way we can be equal even if you don’t have your cool powers im not polished and good morally like you

but damn id love to see you nakekd

( hey gin maybe drink some water ... he's not your boss or anything but your liver might not be having a great time right now. he doesn't drink so he can only assume, but that's pretty much common sense, right? )

Who says you aren't cool?
I mean I may not know anything about where you're from but I happen to think you're a pretty cool guy.
And since you think so highly of me, that has to mean something, right?

( gogo you're abusing this. he doesn't mean it, of course, but that isn't the point. )

Hmmmm.
How badly do you want to see~?

( he's teasing him now, because he's convinced he isn't going to remember this later, but if he does, he'll deal with it then. )

i see waht you’re doin… okay IDIOTT i usually want people to beg for something like this butt like you said we are equalsssss EVERYBODY should wnanann see ginchan’s hanvsome body hu h is that what you want a nude for a nude Wwlelel here we fu*cckng go

_{[ And with that, he sends Gojo a… “nude” but most of his body is cut off and the image quality is blurry, but Gojo can definitely see it’s an awkward aerial shot, mostly just his bare shoulder and chest in the picture. Anything below the waist is side angled out of the picture. ]}

how’s that your turn jsckass

( he's beginning to wonder just how much further these texts are going to slip into the realm of unreadable, all those stray letters and whatnot, but gojo likes to think he knows the man well enough by now that he'll be able to parse out whatever he's trying to say regardless of however many typos there might end up being.

sure, the picture isn't anything special and the quality leaves almost everything to the imagination, but he's still in the mood for playing along ... so.

what he gets in return is a shot from the curve of his grin down to the point at which his waistband rests against the jut of sharp hipbones, bare from the waist up and maybe he has the thumb of his free hand hooked into the band of his pants and tugging them down just enough to show off the light dusting of white hair traveling down from his navel. )

I think you need to take some photography lessons.
You can do better than that, can't you?
I'm giving you a lot to work with, here.

_{[ oh looks like the curtains match the drapes just like him!!

But wait a second.. did he just respond back? He knows this guy has a playful personality, but god.. he’s so drunk. It’s so embarrassing. The room has been spinning for awhile now and he feels like he might just pass out soon.

Gintoki grumbles to himself, muttering something under his breath, then types out a response. ]}

you’re not supposded to actually send soemthkng back, idiot

_{[ ??????? ]}

( maybe it's a good thing he won't remember any of this come morning, and he won't have to wonder if gojo is being serious or just stringing him along for the sake of some moderate entertainment.

DRINK SOME DAMN WATER, GINTOKI. )

Oh, is that not how this works?
Maybe I'm more behind the times than I thought ...
I thought any shared media was at least supposed to not be so blurry.
But sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.

( yeah, he's still having fun with this. )

_{[ no, he refuses to take care of himself!! He is gonna worry about it when he inevitably passes out which should be… any minute now… after he blows a tsundere gasket. ]}

SHUTTUP THE REAL DEAL IS BETTER THA N ANYTHJNG YOUR BRAIN CAN IMANGINE

_{[ and yet, he doesn’t attempt to send another picture. ]}

( sighs. fine. wake up dehydrated and with the kind of headache you wouldn't wish on your greatest enemy. possibly some nausea, too, since alcohol is absorbed into your system through your stomach. this is why you get such hellacious ass hangovers, sir.

he isn't expecting him to send anything else, anyway. )

Is it?
I like to think I have a pretty decent imagination.
Buuuut I won't know unless you decide to show me, so I'll just have to make do.

take me to dinner first

_{[ ??????? ]}

What if I cooked for you?

_{[ Gintoki is a freeloader at heart, really. He will take any kind of free food offered but something is especially intimate about having a personal cooked meal, and if he wasn’t drunk off his rocker he would probably be shy about having one of his many JUMP crushes cook for him.

But he’s drunk, so: ]}

do you wants picture or are you trying to see me naked in the flesh?!!! cook for me asshole

( it's okay, he can be shy when it actually happens. it'll be cute. very cute. )

I'm just offering to share a meal with you, that's all.
What do you like? I'll try to incorporate as much as I can.
Not everything I would think to make back in Tokyo is readily available here, so ... eh.

( waves hands around. he'll do the best he can, though! )

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_{[ ok he absolutely passed out on his phone, then rolled off of it. It's a wrap. ]}

( ... okay yeah he's sure he just passed the hell out. he might have been wondering how long he would last. )

Sweet dreams, Gin-san.

( here's hoping you don't wake up either stuck to your pillow with drool or feeling like you're going to vomit up your entire life. )

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