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[takumina]

Hey, it's Gojo.
You know what to do.

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[takumina]

( he likes to think his children aren't complete idiots ... but ... together they seem to be, don't they? okay, okay, he's going to hear you out on what you have to say --

he reads the last bit of that message more times than he should, probably, because there is no lie there and it makes him laugh for the realization, even if he knows well that he plays himself off as someone not to be taken seriously.

toji would, perhaps, know this by now, wouldn't he? hm. )

They're used to a lot of things, but that one in particular ... maybe.

( pause for dramatic effect! )

What are you suggesting?

[revolts]

just start answering to 'itadori'. what are they gonna do about it? bet you could be like "oh no I'm sooo old my old man hearing is going I SWORE you said gojo-sensei" and they'd have no choice but to deal because I'm sure it's not the dumbest shit you've pulled.

[ have we mentioned this is what it sounds like when toji likes you okay. ]

[takumina]

( that sounds incredibly suspicious but neither of you are very in with what it sounds like when either of you like someone.

but look you've got a good thought going on here.

hold that thought while he processes it. )

Hmmm.
Has anyone ever told you that you do a pretty decent impression of me?
Should have gone into stand-up.

( case in point: you're growing on him. and not exactly like a parasite. )

I think you might be onto something.

[revolts]

I'm genuinely embarrassed for you. incidentally, that's also how I keep my impressions nice and accurate, glad you agree.

anyway once they get pissed and confused enough respectively they should theoretically adapt from there, right?

[takumina]

Isn't embarrassment meant for those also have shame?
Regardless.

( he only mentions it because he rarely is possessed of shame himself, but that's neither here nor there. )

Theoretically, yes.
But how much faith do we have?

[revolts]

eeeehhh 30/70 pass/fail but 30% is better than zero. if it doesn't work we can come up with something else.

big fan of shotgun marriages, honestly.

[takumina]

Don't shotgun marriages usually involve a pregnancy?
I don't think we're going to have to worry about that ...

[revolts]

eh with curses who can say. and wasn't there something about the kid being sukuna's vessel?

anyway it's the 'take responsibility for the mess you've made with my kid' angle.

[takumina]

I really hate that you have a point with the curse thing.

Don't make me think about that.