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[takumina]

Hey, it's Gojo.
You know what to do.

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[takumina]

Why is that ANY concern of yours.

[revolts]

anyone ever tell you you're no fucking fun

[takumina]

They tell me I'm too much fun, actually.
What's your point?

[revolts]

I'm gonna poll the kids after about how much fun you are.

I'm fucking bored satoru do something about it.

[takumina]

Don't ask Megumi.
His vote doesn't count.

You're a grown man, Toji.
Don't you have an imagination?

( or do you want him to dress in drag and do the hula?

... wait a minute. don't answer that. )

[revolts]

no I was born without it just like cursed energy.

come do dumb shit with me you can't have grown up that much in ten years just look at you.

[takumina]

You poor thing.

A lot can happen in ten years, you know.

( wait for it. )

But growing up is no fun.
Have any particular dumb thing in mind to start?

[revolts]

dunno, I've been told I'm not allowed to punch the tax birds anymore so there goes half of my ideas.

wanna fuck?

this is the only suitable icon i have for this reaction

[takumina]

Now who would go and deprive you of that outlet.
Shame.

( uh please hold while his brain makes dialup noises. )

Are you THAT bored?
Don't have anyone else to ask?

( please note that he is. not saying no. uh. )

[revolts]

you want me to ask itadori? that's disgusting. I'm into it you've convinced me.

[ he's fucking with you don't worry. ]

[takumina]

You HAVE to know people that aren't teenagers.
Jesus.

( then disregard the fact that he didn't say no. moving right along. )

How did I convince you??

[revolts]

elias still won't fuck me, it's weird.

[ it's not weird toji, teenagers are the only ones who like to make bad decision with enough regularity to fuck him. ]

other than that it's just you. c'mon, we had fun right? when you killed me?

[takumina]

Sounds like a you problem.

And if that's your idea of dirty talk, it could use some work.

[revolts]

open to suggestions

[takumina]

You want suggestions on what to say to make me all hot under the collar?

IF you're serious.

I'm not about to make it easy on you. No fun in that.

( his turn to fuck with you. )

[revolts]

I'm never serious but that doesn't mean I don't mean it.

let's see.

you want someone to come put you in your place, baby?

[takumina]

God, you're a walking contradiction.

You're honestly lucky you're attractive.

What place do you think I need to be in? Hm?

[revolts]

I think the fact you got no one to overpower you anymore is the saddest thing in the world.

I think you could do worse than having me tie you up and shake the foundations of your exalted existence.

[takumina]

Oh, I'm sure you do.

( yuji got his cursed energy back ... surely he will, one of these days. it's only a matter of time. )

Sounds like you've thought about this before now.
Or you're just a really good bullshitter.
Not sure which I believe more ...

[revolts]

what can I say, I get bored a lot. I also happen to think taking you down a peg or die trying is hot.

[takumina]

Please don't die again.
What would I tell Megumi?